This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.


ASK.

 

When I browse CL casually, not looking for work, I genrally click on four types of responses:
The first is 18 year olds, the new kids on the block.  I want to get to know them, to establish their patterns, even if I don’t ever intend to fuck them. 
The second is the bizarre, baloon fetishests, infantalism fetishests, etc. They are pottentially high-paying future clients. It takes another couple of twenties to conince a boy to cleanse your piss-sodden crotch.  They are also larks; they’re slace aliens, rare sightings, like the masc boy who wants to blow a guy in the mall bathroom.  (Young as he is, he’s been around almost as long as I have.)
Then there’s the pros.  We’re all masquerading as amateurs, kids who need a one time loan for school books.  We flag each other if we’ve been to obvious.  We fail to think a city this size can support us all, though it has so far.
The fourth sort of link I click is the rarest of them all:  The man looking for the avowed femm. the real and true faggot.  With that faith, I click the above link, and then I read on…
And I almost creamed my pants.  Could this be real?  A gay man who wanted to fuck around with another real, live gay man?  This, my friends, is the real-life equivalent of a jackelope.  This is a bunny with mother fucking antlers.  This is progress.

When I browse CL casually, not looking for work, I genrally click on four types of responses:

The first is 18 year olds, the new kids on the block.  I want to get to know them, to establish their patterns, even if I don’t ever intend to fuck them. 

The second is the bizarre, baloon fetishests, infantalism fetishests, etc. They are pottentially high-paying future clients. It takes another couple of twenties to conince a boy to cleanse your piss-sodden crotch.  They are also larks; they’re slace aliens, rare sightings, like the masc boy who wants to blow a guy in the mall bathroom.  (Young as he is, he’s been around almost as long as I have.)

Then there’s the pros.  We’re all masquerading as amateurs, kids who need a one time loan for school books.  We flag each other if we’ve been to obvious.  We fail to think a city this size can support us all, though it has so far.

The fourth sort of link I click is the rarest of them all:  The man looking for the avowed femm. the real and true faggot.  With that faith, I click the above link, and then I read on…

And I almost creamed my pants.  Could this be real?  A gay man who wanted to fuck around with another real, live gay man?  This, my friends, is the real-life equivalent of a jackelope.  This is a bunny with mother fucking antlers.  This is progress.