May 2013
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May 20th
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May 14th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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Dear Australians, Is it so much to ask that one of you upload new episodes of Arthur, considering you get them, for some unexplainable reason, sixth months before the rest of the world? That said, thanks to the British, who provided them a week before the American premiere, and with subtitles!
May 3rd
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May 2nd
April 2013
17 posts
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Apr 30th
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taymurmaider: I could really go for a bottle of wine, a pack of cigarettes, and some slow sex right now. Slow is the operative word.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
It’s not every day a stripper tells me I’m adorable.
Apr 8th
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“She says that if she knew then what she knows now, she “probably should have...”
– Forbes Online: Suzy Lee Weiss and the Age of Entitlement
Apr 5th
March 2013
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Mar 29th
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 2nd
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February 2013
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Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
January 2013
11 posts
How do I know if it’s the good rejection or if they’ve just rewritten their bad rejection?
Jan 30th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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“Hello everyone This is my first attempt at a story so be nice. Well my name is...”
Jan 18th
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Let’s pretend that it happened as an act of anarchy, that it wasn’t love, that the twitch of my bowels, the crowning of a fine, clay-hard conic, glistening turd from the sepulcher of my bowels—the wretch reaching like Christ-risen for the light, straining delicately against the elasticity of porcelain-white briefs—was a mere reaction to stimuli, that it was never love,
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 3rd
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The whippet cackled, leaped, dug its claws into my bare shoulders and nipped at my neck.  Licked my cheek.  Breathed heady, meat-tinted breath.  You fingered your dick and ripped him from me by his collar, dragged him yelping to the laundry room and barred him with a baby gate.  Then we sipped Ukranian home-brewed vodka—I mostly remember this.  Like rainwater.  Like rainwater and how thick...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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I do enjoy when a man is big enough to throw me around.
Jan 3rd
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December 2012
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Dec 31st
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They really should put a warning on the red velvet cake box: MAY CAUSE BOWEL MOVEMENTS TO APPEAR BLOODY
Dec 31st
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