May 2013
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Dear Australians,
Is it so much to ask that one of you upload new episodes of Arthur, considering you get them, for some unexplainable reason, sixth months before the rest of the world?
That said, thanks to the British, who provided them a week before the American premiere, and with subtitles!
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April 2013
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taymurmaider:
I could really go for a bottle of wine, a pack of cigarettes, and some slow sex right now.
Slow is the operative word.
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It’s not every day a stripper tells me I’m adorable.
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She says that if she knew then what she knows now, she “probably should have...
– Forbes Online: Suzy Lee Weiss and the Age of Entitlement
March 2013
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February 2013
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January 2013
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How do I know if it’s the good rejection or if they’ve just rewritten their bad rejection?
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Hello everyone This is my first attempt at a story so be nice. Well my
name is...
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Let’s pretend that it happened as an act of anarchy, that it wasn’t love, that the twitch of my bowels, the crowning of a fine, clay-hard conic, glistening turd from the sepulcher of my bowels—the wretch reaching like Christ-risen for the light, straining delicately against the elasticity of porcelain-white briefs—was a mere reaction to stimuli, that it was never love,
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The whippet cackled, leaped, dug its claws into my bare shoulders and nipped at my neck. Licked my cheek. Breathed heady, meat-tinted breath. You fingered your dick and ripped him from me by his collar, dragged him yelping to the laundry room and barred him with a baby gate. Then we sipped Ukranian home-brewed vodka—I mostly remember this. Like rainwater. Like rainwater and how thick...
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I do enjoy when a man is big enough to throw me around.
December 2012
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They really should put a warning on the red velvet cake box:
MAY CAUSE BOWEL MOVEMENTS TO APPEAR BLOODY